pandemic ammunition

 

Just got a call from Matt:

 “Oh, man. Just got back to my desk and ate my orange.”

ME: “Yeah?”

Matt: “Yeah, it was good but now my hands are all sticky.”

ME: “Y’know you could’ve washed your hands before you called me.”

 

Matt: “Well, I think my company is trying to prevent the spread of swine flu because when I got to work this morning there were two handiwipes on my desk.”pandemic-ammunition

Matt: “So I just used one of them.”

I’m hoping he doesn’t regret that later.

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