Moments of confusion in the bathroom

You ever get so excited about the mortgage crap finally becoming less crappy while in the bathroom at work that you don’t hear the automatic flusher flush and as you’re washing your hands you ask yourself, “Did it not flush?” then you go back into the stall to check and see there is no urine or toilet paper in the bowl so it must’ve flushed but if it DID flush certainly you would’ve heard it flush so then you ask yourself, “Did I pee?”

No?

Me neither.

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4 Responses

  1. HA! Yeah…your definately ragu….pshyco!!!!

  2. It’s placenta burn! LOL

  3. Wait, did you pee?

  4. I have to assume that I did…it was all very blurry.

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