Desperately in need of a religious label

or a distraction from the real world. Either one. I could get into mankind’s obsession with religion (at least the United States’ obsession) but I won’t. Take it for what you wish and have fun with it:

http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%) (The catch-all religion! Here’s where you go when you don’t know what to believe. Or don’t care. It’s like the Kwik-E Mart of religions: convenient and has everything you want if you’re stoned and don’t care what you’re eating.)
2. Secular Humanism (99%) (Why don’t they just call it “People who believe in scientific thought and not the boogey man”?)
3. Liberal Quakers (93%) https://i0.wp.com/elpasotimes.typepad.com/cine/images/2007/07/27/troymovies_2.jpg “Calling All Quakers!”
4. Neo-Pagan (83%) And then I got bored. After the top 4 who really cares anyway? If you do, here’s the rest of my list:
5. Mainline – Liberal Christian Protestants (82%)
6. New Age (77%)
7. Theravada Buddhism (74%)
8. Non-theist (71%)
9. Mahayana Buddhism (69%)
10. Taoism (69%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (60%)
12. Reform Judaism (60%)
13. Bahai (53%)
14. New Thought (51%)
15. Jainism (44%)
16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (42%)
17. Scientology (41%)
18. Sikhism (37%)
19. Orthodox Judaism (36%)
20. Islam (29%)
21. Mainline – Conservative Christian Protestant (29%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (27%)
23. Hinduism (27%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (25%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (18%)
26. Roman Catholic (18%)
27. Jehovah’s Witness (13%) (Damn! I just paid my first membership dues.  Talk about buyer’s remorse.)

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